About Me

I am obsessed with beauty products. My bathroom is my lab and I am my own guinea pig. I know what's worth the splurge and what's just as good at your local drugstore. That shampoo or facial cream your friend swears by may not be the best product for you. To be honest, it may not be the best for her either, so don't feel bad. I'm here to help. 

I won't just recommend a product, I'll explain why I love it.  If you want to know if something is right for you, ask me. As the Pretend Goddess, I have my mishaps too. I mean, that's why I am "pretend," you know. I won't hold back. You'll hear about all my little uh oh's. Few and far between but I too have the occasional slip. Definition of occasional: occurring, appearing, and done infrequently and irregularly. 

What goddess isn't complete without a few recipes to share? I've got some to share. What else will I offer? I've got beauty tips, must haves, and tried and true tricks. I'll also tell it like it is, in my usual sarcastic wit, of course. Oh, and you will know if I don't like something. So many ridiculous beauty and health trends out there that just make yours truly want to do more than just shake my head. As the all knowing Pretend Goddess, I've got some etiquette tips and horror stories that I will no doubt share. 

More than anything, I want to hear from you. Share your tips, stories, recipes, and such.

More to come...

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